CONCEPTUALISING HUMOUR AND THE APPRECIATION OF THE WEIRD
The infiniteness of the masculine experience; the limits of the female experience
Women have way less bandwidth of humour than men. Men share with their friends the cringiest, weirdest of shit and they have a good laugh just at the fact how cringe it is. We can even laugh at the unfunniest of things by simply thinking how unfunny it is. Just the fact that something is so ridiculously unfunny makes that thing insanely funny to us. Women can't laugh at those things; they just don't have the necessary mental capacity for that level of humour. Men just know how to laugh. Women have to be MADE to laugh. Reason why a good seduction is when you can make a woman laugh whilst planting thoughts of sex or romance in between your jokes. Laughter is a very potent seduction tool because women just don't know how to laugh. They're infinitely horny, perpetually shit-testing, unfunny creatures of insecurities.
Men can laugh and have fun in not just the simplest of things but also the weirdest of things — things that the female brain won't even be able to register. And even if by explanation, it does get registered, it doesn't get properly planted in their instincts, meaning the next time around, you'll have to explain it again. If by some miracle, it does get register in their instincts, that level of technical explanation kills the humour making the whole thing completely pointless. Women can't appreciate the weird, the canny, the eccentric. Reason why women can't comprehend philosophy and are also not very intelligent. Philosophy requires a bit of craving or being for the crazy. When women do appreciate philosophy, they become retarded like feminists or wokes, because it's essentially ideologies that proliferate their insecurities and makes them blame society for them not being beautiful enough. Feminism is the ideology of ugly, underfucked women.
About intelligence, examples like Mary Curie or some one-off female great don't work. Only women give such retorts because they also can't understand generalisations. Case in point, few weeks ago when everyone was attacking that mom who killed her baby, there was a whole list of “Dharmic” women defending her, because women make everything personal. Call a particular woman a murderer, and most women think as if you called them a murderer. Anyway back to the topic of creativity.
A couple of years ago, there popped up a whole bunch of women in Twitter who were listing all the problems with space exploration and terra-formation of Mars, because they wanted to hate on Elon Musk. Can you imagine this! When men look at space, and think about space exploration, we just get enchanted by the mystery and legend of it all, but women just can't appreciate the weird and hence that which is esoteric. Men can spend hours discussing Ben 10 and its depiction of time travel and wormholes, even though we know perfectly well that time travel is impossible. Women wouldn't even be able to appreciate the greatness of those discussions, let alone be a part of it.
There's now a whole genre of social media content where women deliberately TRY to be weird and funny. There are women who post completely scripted and planned videos of them doing “weird” things with their partners, pretending as if it's candid. And then they get hate for it and they have a meltdown. They don't realise that people are hating the fakeness of it all, which everyone can smell. Truly weird things are funny, and people appreciate it. At least the spirit of the public reception is positive, even if the actual words maybe negative (if you know what I mean).
Now, women can be weird. But their weirdness is due to ignorant innocence. One of my ways to emotionally complimenting and validating my women is to roast them and make fun of their mannerisms. This is a very potent tool. Make fun of your girlfriends and wives, gentlemen, and she'll fall in love with you more each day. This just goes onto show that the female unconscious knows that it lacks the extent of humour men are capable of and the capacity to appreciate weirdness, hence they get impressed by men who can plant that in, because, as one of my holy mantras of attraction is: “Attraction is filling emotional voids.”
Men, on the other hand, can be weird in all awareness, with full intention, by utmost spiritual authenticity without faking or pretending anything. We can like, I don't know, sit on the rooftop late at night wearing a Batman mask pretending to be Batman while our mates film us and we do some crazy shit there. This is deliberate but not fake as the women TikTokers do. We let the weirdness possess us completely, and then we take inspiration from Sri Krishna's quality of the Stithaprajna and possess the weirdness ourselves.
Women can't do these things. I doubt if any woman will understand even a word I have written in this post. All this also makes women's experience of life and its glory very narrow. I can give a call to my friend and call him over, and if he's free, he won't even ask why, what are we gonna do, nothing. He'll just come over. And I will have just called him for nothing. We can then get out of house and start driving going nowhere. We can just experience the unpredictability, spontaneity of it all. Women can't do that. They can't even appreciate that. Unless of course they have a boyfriend or a husband who can make them do spontaneous things.
Series like Friends that women love because they find it “funny” isn't really so. They don't love Friends because they find it funny. They love it because they crave the spontaneity, free vibes and recklessness of it all — a life outside the longhouse. Which is why they seem to love any random shit about “finding yourself.” They don't have the mental bandwidth to distinguish a truly free-spirited TV series from a shit one, a truly great “finding yourself” movie from a shit one; they are philosophy-handicapped.
These are some of the many reasons why men should regularly hang out with their male friends even if they have a girlfriend, wife, kids or anything, otherwise you'll kill the masculine ability and range of appreciation of that which is impossible, of that which is mysterious, of that which is uncanny, and finally of that which is esoteric and occult. That'll be a tragedy. Modern world is plagued with the pandemic of people losing touch with that which is beyond life. Masculine experience of life and all its constituents is literally infinite, boundless, while the female experience is limited, constraint, by its very design. Your goal is not to lose the infinite to her but to make her finitude expand into yours. Forevers and eternities are female fantasies, but masculine possibilities. They crave it. We can make it happen.